Dirty Harry Beard Oil 30ml
Product Description
My oil brings all the beards to the yard......
“Tames the beast without having your face smell like a lavender bush”
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Softens the wildest, wiriest beard
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Kills the itch faster than a stubbie kills a hangover
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Leaves your face feeling softer then a baby’s bum.
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Smells bloody great
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100% Australian made, no bullshit ingredients just bloody good oil in a bottle that you
won’t mix up with the mrs makeup.
One pump in the morning. That’s it. Your beard will thank you. Your missus will thank you. Your mates will ask where the hell you got it.
WHATS IN THE BOTTLE?
Here’s exactly what’s in every bottle of Dirty Harrys Beard Oil:
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Jojoba Oil – the stuff that’s basically human sebum’s long-lost twin. Stops the itch,
softens the wires, and doesn’t leave your beard looking like a greasy chip packet. -
Prickly Pear Oil – yeah, from those spiky bastards growing out in the desert. Super light,
packed with antioxidants, makes the beard feel bloody luxurious without weighing it
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Coconut Oil – the classic. Keeps everything smooth and smelling like the tropics for half
a second before the real scent takes over. -
Macadamia Oil – Rich, moisturising, and tough enough for beards that have survived 10
years of sun, dust and bad decisions. -
Vitamin E – keeps the whole mix fresh and it’s also bloody good for your skin
underneath. Helps stop dryness, irritation and that flaky shit that makes you look like
you’ve been rolling in dandruff. Your face and your beard both thank you.
Fragrance – It’s a proper manly scent — think leather, open road and a bit of rough-and-
tumble. The wives and girlfriends bloody love it too…
Fit Notes!
Fabric & Care
Return Policy
We’re happy to offer a store credit or exchange within 14 days of purchase if:
- Your item is unworn, unwashed and in original condition
- All tags are still attached
- You have your proof of purchase
Please note:
-Sale items, swimwear, beauty items and earrings are final sale and can’t be returned unless faulty.
-Return shipping for change of mind is at the customer’s expense (for online orders).
-Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Faulty or Damaged Items
If your item is faulty, damaged or not as described, please let us know straight away.
We’ll happily repair, replace or refund in line with Australian Consumer Law.
Just email us a picture of fault and proof of purchase to us at
📧daysofraysnoosa@outlook.com